Spite

breakingisabella:

bewvitched:

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

the eerie sound the cullens heard only a few seconds before alice and jasper arrived at their house for the first time and declared themselves on board the cullen express

rosaliesass:

Patient in the 1800’s: I’m like…tired

Carlisle: I’d suggest you do some cocaine about it

Patient in 2006: I’m like…tired

Carlisle: I’d suggest you do some cocaine about it

Patient: I should do what?

Carlisle:

totallycorrecttwilight:

Felix: *winking, grinning, and making kissy faces at the mirror* Would you consider us adorable?

Demetri: *straightening his bowtie and running his hand through his hair* No. We’re adult men. We’re cute.

esmeanne:

rosalie and esme doing their hair before the big fight in eclipse

funke:

eve:

funke:

give me the watermelón

thecommonchick:

i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person

ree-duh:

Carlisle after drinking the blood of an animal that was being used to smuggle drugs: I’ve never told anyone this but one time Emmett said yeet and I thought he said eat so I said Emmett the only thing we can yeet is animal blood. He couldn’t stop laughing and ended up falling back and smashing through the stairs

Esme also on that same blood: I once broke all the individual keys on Edwards piano by accident and said it was gods sign telling him not to be with Bella… he cried for a week

acharliebrownchristmas:

Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself

darling-esme:

Charlie every morning during the winter before Bella leaves the house

theocseason4: